Vidal Jokes

From a Gore Vidal speech to the National Press Club carried on NPR:
I heard bad news on the way over here: the Ronald Reagan Presidential
Library was just destroyed by fire, and, tragically, both books were a
total loss. Worse yet, he wasn't finished coloring the second one.
Kent

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Vidal!
Vidal who?
Vidal like to be rich!