Viel Jokes

a english man, a scottish man, a cornish man and a pakistani man all come across a viel. the viel ses, make a scarafice 2 me or u cant get thru. so da scottish man gives away his bagpipe thingy, and the cornish man givs up a cornish pastie. the english man chucks the pakinstani through the viel and the other men ask, why did u thro him over? and the english man replys, we got 2 many!