Vijayawada Jokes

I WAS on a visit to Vijayawada and staying in a hotel which only served vegetarian food. One evening I wanted a change and asked the waiter where I could find a restaurant which served meat. "For that you have to go to a military hotel," replied the waiter.
I hired a three-wheeler to take him to the cantonment which was a long way away from my hotel. On my return I asked the hotel manager if there was nothing nearer than the cantonment for me to get a non-vegetarian meal. "You need not have gone to the cantonment at all," replied the manager. There are lots of restaurants nearby which would cater to your needs. In Vijayawada all hotels serving meat are known as Military Hotels."