Waitor Jokes

This cowboy walks into this chinese restaurant and asks for a Coke. The chinese waitor goes to get the coke and puts 1/4 pee in it. The cowboy says "Mmmmmm can I have another one?" Yes said the waitor. This time he put 2/4 pee in it and the cowboy said that it tasted a little wierd and asked for a new one. This time the waitor put 3/4 pee in the coke. The cowboy said, "This tastes like pee get me a new coke." This time the waitor put 4/4 pee. The cowboy yelled, "This is pee and I am going to sew you!" The Chinese waitor said, "I Chinese I play joke I stick pee in your coke!!" ha ha ha!!!

One day an american guy visits spain.after watching an exciting bull fight, he goes into a restaurant for dinner.while he waits for his meal, a waitor walks by with a steaming plate of food. the american guy asks the waitor what it is. the waitor relpies that it is bulls testicles from thefight. wlling to try anything once, the american orders one for the next day...
the next afternoon, the american walks into the restaurant and sits down to his meal. when he sees the waitor, hetells him they are delicious, but why are they so much smaller than the ones yesterday? then the waitor tells him, sometimes the bull wins!