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Santa's wish: When I die, I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep?
Not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..

I really wana do it with you, i wana get all hott and sweaty and listen to each other breath hard........

so you wana go jogging

A blind man walks into a bar and asked"wana hear a blonde joke?" to the bar tender
the bar tender says"before u tell us that blonde joke let me tell you that this bar is full of blondes and that blonde is a pro wrestler and that one is a pro boxer and that one does karate etc etc! soo still wana tell us that blonde joke?"
the blind man says"not if i have to explain it over heaps of times!!"