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There was this women and she had 3 triplets
While she was having them she got shoot 3 times
When they were about 6 the one girl comes down stairs and says to her mom " mom something really weired just happened to me then."
her mom replies "what"
the girl says " i went to the loo and a bullet came out"
The next girl comes down stairs and says "mom something really weired just happened to me then"
The mom says "let me guess you went to the loo and a bullet came out"
The girl says "yeh how do you know?"
The boy comes down stairs and says "mom something really weired just happened to me then"
The mom says "let me guess you went to the loo and a bullet came out"
The boy says "NO. I had a wank and i shot the dog."