Welk Jokes / Recent Jokes

Micheal Caine goes up to Milton Berle during a party and asks, "What kind of cigar are you smoking there?" "It's a Lawrence Welk." says Milton. "What's a Lawrence Welk?" Micheal asks.
Milton says "It's a piece of crap with a band wrapped around it."

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Welk!
Welk who?
Welk-ome home!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Welk!
Welk who?
Welk-ome home!