Werewolves Jokes / Recent Jokes
What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails? Beast wishes.
16> In a steamy shower, bottle of Nair looks just like bottle of shampoo.
15> Obnoxious frat boys who attempt to ruffle you with a different type of' full moon.'
14> Jason Bateman's portrayal not quite as sympathetic as Michael J. Fox's.
13> Constant wet-dog smell on your car's upholstery.
12> Most people get all freaked out by a friendly get-acquainted crotch-sniff.
11> Confused PETA zealots and their red spray paint attacks.
10> Constant marking of territory required to keep Ed Asner and Robin Williams at bay.
9> Is that Martha Stewart anal or what?!
8> Latest Cosmo poll says back hair STILL a big turnoff.
7> Routine ass kickings from neighborhood pit bull.
6> Having to bail Warren Zevon out of the drunk tank twice a week.
5> Can't stop for a leisurely tongue bath without drawing an envious crowd.
4> Chicks don't dig human-carnage breath.
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Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation? At the Howliday Inn!
Where do werewolves stay when theyre on vacation? At the Howliday Inn!