Witticisms Jokes / Recent Jokes

WE are familiar with the witticisms written behind trucks and three-wheelers. Variations on their themes make interesting reading. For instance, there is the common one: "if you can read this, UR2 close." Amusing variation can be: "If you can read this, you are evidently literate, Congrats!" There is another one often seen on the roads: "Dont't come close to me. I hardly know you." We can improve on it: "Don't come close to me-I got AIDS". I have seen this one on a three-wheeler: "When I grow up, I'm going to become a Rolls Royce." Having learnt something of the way Delhi's buses are driven, one can improve on it: "When I grow up, I am going to become a DTC bus." For "My other car is a Mercedez Benz." We can have it slightly different: "My other car was sold to buy this one." We can also convert. "Life begins at forty; so let's really live it up," to a warning against overspeeding. "Lite more...