Wittle Jokes

An adorable little girl enters a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabiths?"
The shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so he can be on her level, and asks, "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby?"
Putting her hands on her knees, the little girl bends forward and says, "I don't fink my pyfon gives a fuck".

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?" The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp:

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper gets down on his knees (so that he's on her level), and asks:

"Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy black wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle brown wabby over there?"

The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice:

"I don't fink my pyfon weally gives a thit."