Woodworm Jokes / Recent Jokes

What did the woodworm say to the chair? Its been nice gnawing you!

One woodworm met another. "Hows life?" she asked. "Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."

One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she asked. "Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Woodworm!
Woodworm who?
Woodworm cake be enough or would you like two!