Workload Jokes

1. Santa’s Workload
There are two billion children in the world, but since Santa doesn’t appear to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, and Budist children, that reduces his workload to 15% of the total, or 300 million. At an average rate of 3. 5 children per household, that’s 85. 7 million homes. Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different times zones and the rotation of the Earth, assuming he travels East to West. This works out to 767. 9 visits per second. So for each household with good children, Santa has about 1/1, 000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the presents, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, into the sleigh and move on to the next house. ”

2. The Time/Distance Factor
Assuming that these 91. 8 million stops are evenly distributed around the Earth, we’re talking about. 78 miles per household, a total trip of 75. 5 million more...

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