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Ten Reasons Why TV Is Better Than The World-Wide Web1. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.

2. When was the last time you tuned in to "Friends" and got a "Not Found 404" message? 3. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV--even on MTV. 4. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening. 5. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard. 6. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign. 7. "CSI" never slows down when a lot of people tune in. 8. You just can't find those cool infomercials on the Web. 9. Set-top boxes don't beep and whine when you hook up to cable. 10. You can't surf the Web from a couch with a soda in one hand and chips in the other.

What's the greatest world-wide use of cowhide? To hold cows together.