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a gal asked a boy, "do u think im pretty?"
"no"
"if i left wud u cry?"
"no"
"wud u like to touch my cunt?"
"no"
the girl felt hurt and walked away. but...
the guy grabbed her arm and turned her around
"ur not pretty, ur beautiful
if u left i wudnt cry, id die
i wudnt like to touch ur cunt, id like to be in ur cunt!"
and he shoved her into the bed and fucked her