Yo Daddy Jokes

I saw yo daddy jacking off into a paper sack, I asked what he was doing, he said packing your lunch.

I called Yo daddy a fag and he hit me with his purse!

Yo daddy's so fat, even his dick has rolls.

Yo daddy's so stupid, when Yo mama says "Fuck me silly and make it hurt!" he puts on a clown suit and hits her with a brick before he does her.

Yo daddy's like cement, takes him two days to get hard.