Yo Momma Jokes / Recent Jokes

Yo mama is so fat... that when she wore a blue and green sweater, everyone thoughtshe was Planet Earth

yo mamas teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.