Yo Momma Jokes / Recent Jokes

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

yo mamas o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.