Yo Momma Jokes / Recent Jokes

Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo Momma is so stupid she shuved batteries up her but and said I got the power

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mamas so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.