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Dustin Diamond, best known as Screech Powers from "Saved by the Bell," is selling T-shirts with his photo on them to try to raise $250,000 so he doesn't lose his house under a foreclosure order.
Ironically, this exact scenario was predicted in 1993 by me during Saved By The Bell: The College Years episode # C.8 "Screech Love"; where Zach asks Screech to tutor his latest flame and star tennis player Linda Addington, who in turn fall for each other amidst astronomy lessons.
For the seventh time in series history, Zach doesn't believe a girl would choose Screech over him, they break up their best-friendship, and Fonzi jumps over a shark on waterskis.