"10,000 From Your Safe" joke

Joe sat at his dying wife's bedside. Her voice was little more than a whisper.
"Joe, darling," she breathed, "I've a confession to make before I go.. .. I. .. I'm the one who took the $10, 000 from your safe.. .. I spent it on a fling with your best friend, Charles. And it was I who forced your mistress to leave the city. And I am the one who reported your income-tax evasion to the government.. . . "
"That's all right, dearest, don't give it a second thought," answered Joe. "I'm the one who poisoned you."

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