"10 Questions Asked of Asian" joke

1. Where are you from? 2. No, where are you really from? 3. Do you know karate? 4. Can you see when you smile? 5. Do you eat dog? 6. What's my name in Korean? 7. What kind of computer should I buy? 8. Where did you learn to speak English so good? 9. Do you know how to use a fork? 10. Do you know Connie Chung?