"10 Reasons Why You Should Eat Candy" joke

1. It is the new hip thing to rot your teeth.
2. They are highly non-nutritous.
3. In case of weak teeth, just bite into the hard candy.
4. For absolutely no good reason.
5. Makes you sick so that you do not have to go to school.
6. To get hyperactive so that you are not sleepy when you get out of bed.
7. Because the candy is saying, "Eat me!!!"
8. Because your tummy is growling and you think it is annoying.
9. In case you got an urge to suck on something.
10. Because the noises that the candy makes when it bangs against your teeth makes a relaxing sound for the mind.

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