"10 SIGNS YOU'RE IN FOR A LONG SUNDAY SERMON" joke

There's a case of bottled water beside the pulpit in a cooler.

The pews have camper hookups.

You overhear the pastor telling the sound man to have a few (dozen!) extra tapes on hand to record today's sermon.

The preacher has brought a snack to the pulpit.

The preacher breaks for an intermission.

The bulletins have pizza delivery menus.

When the preacher asks the deacon to bring in his notes, he rolls in a filing cabinet.

The choir loft is furnished with La-Z-Boys.

Instead of taking off his watch and laying it on the pulpit, the preacher turns up a four-foot hour-glass.

The minister says, "You'll be out in time to watch the Super Bowl" but it's only July!