"10 Signs You Are Obsessed With Online Gambling" joke
You go to a hockey game and wonder what happened to the dealers and boxman. When an ambulance passes with flashing lights, you assume someone hit a "hand pay." When your kid says math "came easy" today, you ask if it was a 4, 6, 8 or 10. You go into a shoe store and ask if they have 4, 6, or 8 deck. When your English professor says the author made his point; you ask if he pressed or not. You hear the bible story where Lazarus is told to "Come out", and you ask for a 2-way C & E. You show up early at the bakery to take advantage of the hot rolls. You wonder if a salad shooter is really a gambling device. When the bartender asks if you want a "double", you say not against an ace. You go into a 7-11 and ask to play the "don't."
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