"10 Things That Suck About Being A Guy..." joke

10 Things That Suck About Being A Guy
1. You have to take out the garbage.
2. The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000.
3. No sofas in your restrooms.
4. External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs.
5. Even if you get your head caught in an industrial wood chipper, you're
not allowed to cry.
6. James Bond movies only come out every two years.
7. Ribbed for her pleasure - not yours.
8. You have to wear ties.
9. You can't flirt your way out of a jam.
10. "Women and children first"