"18 Holes of Golf" joke
Harry, a golfing enthusiast if there ever was one, arrived home from the club to an irate, ranting wife. "I`m leaving you, Harry," his wife announced bitterly. "You promised me faithfully that you`d be back before six and here it is almost nine. It just can`t take that long to play 18 holes of golf." "Honey, wait," said Harry. "Let me explain. I know what I promised you, but I have a very good reason for being late. Fred and I tee`d off right on time and everything was find for the first three holes. Then, on the fourth tee Fred had a stroke. I ran back to the clubhouse but couldn`t find a doctor. And, by the time I got back to Fred, he was dead. So, for the next 15 holes, it was hit the ball, drag Fred, hit the ball, drag Fred...
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