"1. Not spending enough quality time" joke

1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances. 2. Came dressed in only a towel... again. 3. Ran out of paper clips. 4. I've decided to telecommute. 5. Ambassador to Belgium is at the White House. 6. It's a long drive home to Texas. 7. One-day sale at Macy's. 8. My brain is melting! 9. I think they found me out... 10. Accidently erased the whole week's work off the computer disk.

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