"$200" joke
A guy rings neighbor's doorbell & a lovely blonde woman answers the door.
"Is Ed here?" he asks.
"Yes, but he's in the shower," she says.
"I really need to see him but I am in quite a rush, and I can only wait a couple of minutes," he says. As he waits, he continues, "being your neighbor, it might be wrong of me to say so, but my dear... you have the loveliest rack. I've got $100 if you'll show me."
"Oh Mike, that is so wrong. On the other hand, we sure could use the money," she says as she pulls up her top.
"Wow! That was worth every cent, but beyond that you also have the cutest ass I've ever seen. I'll give you another $100 to show me the rest of your stuff."
"Oh Mike, that's awful but Ed's in the shower so he won't know and another $100 really would help around here," she says, dropping her shorts.
"Well I gotta go. Tell Ed I stopped by, OK?" Mike leaves, and a few minutes later Ed gets out of the shower and asks, "Who was at the door?"
"Just Mike", she says.
"Mike, huh? Did he have the 200 bucks he owes me?"
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