"3 Vampires" joke

3 vampires walk into a bar.

The 1st one sits and orders a glass of hot blood, the 2nd sits and orders a glass of cold blood.

When the 3rd one sits down she orders a glass of hot water.

The bartender questions why the vampire would order hot water instead of blood. She reaches down and pulls out a tampon and says, "I want tea."

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