"3 blondes and a genie" joke
Three blonds were walking along the beach one morning, when all of a sudden one blond stops dead in her tracks. The blond starts screaming, "Like oh my God, like look, like it's a sea shell!"
The blond picks up the shell and starts to brush the sand off it. Suddenly a Genie appears! The Genie bows to his new masters, and says "I will grant you 3 wishes."
Being that there were three of them, they each decided to use one whish.
The first blond says, "Like, could you make me 20% smarter?"
The Genie nods and the blond in 20% smarter. The next blond says, "Cool! Like I want to be 50% smarter, like ok."
The Genie again nods and she is 50% smarter.
The third blond after seeing this decides to out due her friends. "I, like want to be 100% smarter!"
There is a big puff of dust and the girl dis-appears for a moment. When the dust settles there is a poodle left standing!
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