"3 bullets" joke
One day a pregnant woman that was going to have triplets was walking down the steet when a man with a bag ran down the street.he had a ski mask on so she thought he had robbed a bank or something so she tried to stop him and he shot her in the stomach three times. it all went well for 16 years when one day one of the daughters whent to her mom and said mommy, mommy, i was giong to the bathroom and a bullet came out.a week later the other daughter went to her mom and said mommy, mommy, i was going to the bathroom and a bullet came out. 2 months later her son went to her and started to say what happend but his mom interrupted and said i know, u were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out and the son said no, i was jerkin off and i shot the dog
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