"3 men hunting" joke
There were 3 guys, 2 smart ones, and a dumb one. They were all going hunting. The first smart guy went out and came back with a huge grizzly bear.
The dumb guy asked him "How did you get that huge Grizzly bear?" The smart guy said, "I followed the tracks, went in the cave and shot the bear."
Then the second smart guy went out and came back with a huge black bear.
The dumb guy asked him, "How did you get that huge black bear?"
The smart guy said, "I followed the tracks, went in the cave, and shot the bear.
So the dumb guy went out and came back all bloody and cut up.
The smart guys said, "What happened to you?"
The dumb guy said, "I followed the tracks, went in the cave, and got hit by a train."
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