"3 short radio funnies" joke

heard this on the radio yesterday:
WBGL... Broadcasting God's Love in East-Central Illinois, West-Central Indiana... and now, North-Central Uzbekistan!
Ms. Single Mother is drowning 100 feet from shore.
Mr. Republican comes by. He throws her a 50 foot rope, and says he's done his share, now she needs to do her part and meet him half way.
Mr. Democrat comes by. He thows her a 200 foot rope, then drops his end.
- Tony Compolo (heard on the radio)
"We are a two-party system, so some day Labor will win. Our job is to hang on until they are sane." - Margaret Tatcher, 1987
"After losing in 1992, Labor decided to try sanity, installing Blair as leader." - George Will.

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