"60 Things Not To Say To A Naked Guy" joke

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Aww...it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgury to fix that?
6. It's more fun ti look at it.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, theres a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smily face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriends was 4" bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work it out.
14. Is this a mild or spicy SlimJim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a Flash headache
18. (Giggle and Point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8 year old brother has one like that.
21. Let me get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brough incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be growing a boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it will grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Ever heard of Clearicel?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting
38. It looks unused.
39. Do you use steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbaation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for you french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality?
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?