"8-Iron" joke
On one of their golf outtings Jack, not being the best of golfers, slices his ball into the wooded ravine. Figuring he knows what he's doing, he takes his 8-iron and heads into the ravine to retrieve his ball.
Searching everywhere, he finally spots something shiny. Moving closer for a better look, he realizes that it's an 8-iron clutched in the hands of a skeleton lying near a golf ball.
A little taken back he shouts out to Bill, his golfing partner, that he has big trouble and to come quickly.
As Bill is heading over to the ravine to find out what the problem is, Jack again shouts out to him, "Get my 7-iron for me. Looks to me like it isn't possible to get out of here with an 8-iron.
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