"8 Dumb Headlines" joke

8 dumb headlines!
Can you figure out what they are trying to say?
1. Subway Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut -New York times
2. Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun
3. Low Wages Said Key To Poverty -Newsday
4. Malls Try To Atract Shoppers- Baltimore Sun
5. Official: Only Rain Will Cure Drought -Westport Herald News
6. Teenage Girls Often Have Babies Fathered By Men- Oregonian
7. Man Shoots Neighbor With Machete
8. Free Advice: Bundle Up When Out In The Cold -Lexington Herald-Leader

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