"A kid`s view on marriage" joke

What Exactly Is Marriage?
"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don`t have to give her back to her parents" -Eric, six years old
"When somebody`s been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, `I`ll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one particular thing for me.` Then she says yes, but she`s wondering what the thing is and whether it`s naughty or not. She can`t wait to find out." -Anita, nine years old
How Does a Person Decide Whom to marry?
"You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one." -Kelly, nine years old
"My mother says to look for a man who is kind.... That`s what I`ll do.... I`ll find somebody who`s kinda tall and handsome." -Carolyn, eight years old
Concerning the Proper Age to Get Married
"Once I`m done with kindergarten, I`m going to find me a wife" -Bert, five years old

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