"A Bad Day" joke

- Your twin sister forgets your birthday.- You wake up face down on the pavement.- You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.- You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.- You see a "60 Minutes news team" waiting in your outer office.- Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.- You turn on the TV news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city.- The woman you've been seeing on the side begins to look like your wife.- Your horn goes off accidently and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.- You have an appointment in 10 minutes and you just woke up.- Your doctor tells you, "Well, I have bad news and good news..."

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