"A Bucket Of Dirt" joke

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
Senator.
What do you do if you run over a lawyer?
Back over him to make sure. Then, make another notch on the steering wheel.
What happens to a lawyer who jumps out of a plane at 35, 000 feet without a parachute?
Who cares?
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
He gets taller.
What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?
Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
What should you do if you find a lawyer buried up to his neck in cement?
Get more cement.
What type of apparel is the most popular with lawyers?
Law-suits.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt?
The bucket.