"A Bum Asks a Man for $2" joke

The man says, "Will you buy booze?"

The bum says, "No."

The man says, "Will you gamble it away?"

The bum says, "No."

So the man says, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"

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