"A Burglar Is In Big Trouble" joke

A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, “I can see you, and so can Jesus! ”
Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.
“I can see you, and so can Jesus! ”
The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, “I can see you, and so can Jesus! ”
“So what, ” says the burglar, “you’re only a parrot! ”
To which the parrot replies, “Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler! ”

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