"A Car Crash!" joke

At a 'T' junction, A car was speeding as another one was pulling out.
They Crashed, quite severly i might add.
But suprisingly no one was hurt!
they Both end up talking and they agree tht it was an accident.
Driver 1 - a brunette lass
Driver 2 - a blond male! - the speeding one
Driver one remmbers that she has a bottle of wine, she was saving for later, but since she was waiting for the polic to come and sort it all out - she decided to open it now.
she sits there while holding her glass and topping up the males glass. He realizes she aint drank owt - so he asks her why.She replies "Ohh im waiting for the police" :D:D:D

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