"A Christmas Game" joke

It's a matter of opinion that Yule love the game we're about to
play. In each sentence below, fill in the blank or blanks with an
expression commonly used at Christmastide.

1. On December 24, Adam's wife was known as _____ _____.
2. In Charles Dickens's A Christmas Carol, Scrooge was visited
by the ghost of _____ _____.
3. An opinion survey in Alaska is called a _____ _____.
4. What does Santa Claus do with his three gardens? _____, _____,
_____.
5. What Christmas message is conveyed by these letters?
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. _____,
_____
6. When the salt and the pepper say "Hi!" to each other, they are
passing on _____ _____.
7. A holy man bereft of change could be called _____ _____.
8. When you cross a sheep with a cicada, you get a _____ _____.
9. A quiet medieval armor-wearer is a _____ _____.
10. A cat walking on the desert is bound to get _____ _____.
11. People who tell jokes on December 25 might be called _____
_____.
12. An airplane disaster in Israel is a _____.
13. Actor O'Connor and actress Channing are known on December 25
as _____ _____.
14. What do Spanish sheep says when they wish each other a Merry
Christmas? _____ _____.
Meretricious to all! And don't forget that There's No Plate Like
Chrome for the Hollandaise.
Answers:
1. Christmas Eve
2. Christmas Present
3. North Poll
4. Hoe, hoe, hoe.
5. Noel, Noel (no L, no L)
6. seasons' greetings.
7. St. Nickleless.
8. Bah! (or Baa!) Humbug!
9. silent knight
10. sandy claws
11. Christmas cards
12. cresh
13. Christmas Carols
14. Fleece Navidad!|A Bill Clinton Christmas