"A Close Shave" joke

The local barber was umpiring in the village match and when one of the batsmen was apparently run out he said:' Not out.'

The batsman looked at him thankfully.' That was a close shave,' he said.

'Aye,' said the umpire,' and if you' adn't been a regular customer it would' ave been' Next gentleman please'!'

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