"A Criminal Trial Is.." joke

A criminal trial is proceeding against a man accused of robbing a elderly woman of her purse. The woman, the only witness to the crime, takes the stand and identifies the man as the robber. "Yes," she says, "That is most certainly him. I'd remember his face anywhere."

The defendant, unable to restrain himself, jumps to his feet. "Your honor, this woman is a liar! There is no way she saw my face. I was wearing a mask!"

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