"A Dental Affair" joke

Sarah and her dentist had been carrying on a passionate affair in his dental clinic for many months. Finally becoming a little nervous about the whole situation, he said to her, "Sarah, sweetheart, I think it's best that we stop seeing each other. Your husband is bound to become suspicious."
"Get serious," she replied. "he's about as dumb as a post. We've been carrying on for months now and he doesn't suspect a thing."
"That may be true, dear," the dentist replied, "but you're down to one tooth."

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