"A Fan" joke
Once Lalloo, S Wife Rabdi Devi Dies And Goes To Heaven. There She Meet The Angel. He Tells Her To Wait For Him While He Sorts
Out Some Problem. While Waiting She Notices That There Are More Than 90 Clocks In The Room And Each Clock Had Just One Hand
Which Was Moving At Different Speed. She Gets Confused And Asks The Angel On His Return The Meaning Of This. He Explains That
Hey Were The Clocks Of Lie That Means That Every Time A Person Lies The Hand Of The Clovk Moves. Saying So He Starts
Introducing Her To Each Clock."This Is Mother Teressa's Clock Which Never Moved In Her Life, This Gandhiji's Clock Which
Moved Only Three Times, This Is Parvez Musharaff's Which Moves Ever Few Minutes...." So On He Told Her. At The End She Asked
Him "Bhai! Hamre Lallooji Ki Ghadi Kaha Hove?"(Where Is Ny Lallo's Clock?)The Angel Tells Her "Oh That! I Use It As A Fan In
My Room."
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