"A Feather Bender" joke

What do you call a minor bird accident?
A feather bender.
Why did the duck go ring-ring?
He got a phone bill.
What did the little bird say to the big bird?
Peck on someone your own size.
What do you call a formal dance for ducks?
A fowl ball.
What kind of ducks rob banks?
Safe quackers.
Why was the duck unhappy?
His bill was in the mail.
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Why did the pigeon need to get out?
He was cooped up at home all week.
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Which bird does construction work?
The crane!
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Which birds work underground?
Myna (miner) birds.
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What kind of doctor treats a duck?
A quack doctor!
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What kind of weather excites a pet duck?
Fowl weather, of course!
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What holiday is strictly observed by all birds?
Feather's Day!
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Where can birds play professional baseball?
In the mynah leagues!
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How can you tell a miser from his pet canary?
One's a little cheap, but the other's a little cheeper.
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Sitting on a branch overlooking the parking lot, the pigeons watched as a Mercedes pulled
in below them. "What do you think?" one bird said to the other. "Should we put a deposit on that car?"
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Little Harleigh said to her classmate, "Todd, did you read the story about the emperor who bought a nightingale?" Todd shook his head. "Yes," said Harleigh. "He got it for a song!"
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What did the parrot say when she fell in love with the frog?
Polly wants a croaker!
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What would you name a parrot made out of plastic?
Polly-Esther!
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Who belongs to the P. T. A.?
Parrots and teachers!
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How can you tell that birds like shopping at sales?
They're always saying "cheep-cheep".
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What kind of bird digs for coal?
A mynah!
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Why did the duck put its head in the stream?
To liquidate its bill.
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Why did the duck leave the stream?
It had more interest in the bank.
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Which vacation spot will really make your pet bird sing for joy?
The Canary Islands!
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What kind of fish can you find in a birdcage?
A perch!