"A Good Lawyer And A Bad Lawyer" joke

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To sue the chicken on the other side.
How do you tell the difference between a lawyer and a bulldog?
The bulldog generally has enough sense to know when to let go.
What does a lawyer use for birth control?
His personality.
What is the only thing your lawyer isn? t willing to postpone?
Your bill.
What's the difference between a lawyer on a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?
The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.