"A Guard Dog" joke
There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.
So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, “I need a good guard dog. ”
And the clerk replied, “Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate. ”
The wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair. ”
The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, “Karate that table. ” The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.
So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said “Karate my ass! ”
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